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Chemosi Chancellor


Joined: 26 Dec 2006 Posts: 897 Location: Washington DC Country: usa
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Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 11:18 pm Post subject: |
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| Cheptilda wrote: | | cheptabkoret wrote: | | [quote="lilie in such a situation u will loose count of anything...., |
Cheptabkoret,for a virgin,you know too much!But I know what you mean.Back in the day,there is this time i was walking by a "sikiroino" (Cottage),then i heard this female voice from inside screaming"Kame!Kame!" (Am dying! am dying!)....looks like this sister was staring to lose count as you put it.
But then there is this afternoon I was walking past this same "sikiroino" and this time i heard"mengen ile ng'wan iman i Thomas!"and i thought...this brother must have a monster bazooka! |
God have mercy. Now this is funny lol! _________________ Great spirits have always encountered opposition from mediocre minds.' Einstein. biikabkutit.com
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Lobiz Undergraduate


Joined: 11 Jun 2007 Posts: 6
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 5:03 pm Post subject: |
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Cheptilda wrote:
cheptabkoret wrote:
[quote="lilie in such a situation u will loose count of anything....,
Cheptabkoret,for a virgin,you know too much!But I know what you mean.Back in the day,there is this time i was walking by a "sikiroino" (Cottage),then i heard this female voice from inside screaming"Kame!Kame!" (Am dying! am dying!)....looks like this sister was staring to lose count as you put it.
But then there is this afternoon I was walking past this same "sikiroino" and this time i heard"mengen ile ng'wan iman i Thomas!"and i thought...this brother must have a monster bazooka!
How comes and whats all these frequent encounters as u walk near this "sikirono".....i guess ur the one doing that instead...ebu come clear on this ASAP
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Lobiz Undergraduate


Joined: 11 Jun 2007 Posts: 6
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 5:06 pm Post subject: |
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Anorgasmia is an orgasmic dysfunction of an inhibitory mechanism hindering one to reach climax during sex......am told its even worse to vegetarian women as the dumb saying goes "Vegeterian women do not enjoy sex coz they dont believe that a piece of meat can give them pleasure"
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MATECHGO Lecturer

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Joined: 11 Jun 2007 Posts: 74 Location: Kandahar Country: afghanistan
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Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 3:28 am Post subject: |
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This is very interesting, reading through the contributions, one gets the impression that all of you including the ladies believe that weapons of mass destruction plays part in attaining orgasm, mine is a G-3 and is working great or is it may be because my lady is a Kipsigis? _________________ Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.
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preciousA Visiting Assoc Professor


Joined: 24 Apr 2007 Posts: 238 Location: kentucky Country: usa
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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 3:56 pm Post subject: |
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| huh? ati what! the idea that kipsigis women orgasm more than other sub tribes i think is absolute uwongo. kwanza i heard they are the ones that tell you when you are done funika me... its like a duty to a good number of them.
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lilie Graduate


Joined: 22 Jan 2008 Posts: 43 Location: mombasa Country: kenya
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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:29 am Post subject: |
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precious A jamani ,Are u sure u are talking of a chepsigiek ama chepkokoeg?I totaly disagree with you.The funika thing happens when someone does it for a favour,and they dont enjoy it,[wanafanya da missionary style]Otherwise most of them do experience the dam O but the counts am not sure about dat. may be it depends with individuals.
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cheptabkoret Chancellor


Joined: 17 May 2007 Posts: 816 Location: Nairobi Country: kenya
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Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 7:43 am Post subject: |
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| Cheptilda wrote: | | cheptabkoret wrote: | | [quote="lilie in such a situation u will loose count of anything...., |
Cheptabkoret,for a virgin,you know too much!But I know what you mean.Back in the day,there is this time i was walking by a "sikiroino" (Cottage),then i heard this female voice from inside screaming"Kame!Kame!" (Am dying! am dying!)....looks like this sister was staring to lose count as you put it.
But then there is this afternoon I was walking past this same "sikiroino" and this time i heard"mengen ile ng'wan iman i Thomas!"and i thought...this brother must have a monster bazooka! |
wa wa wa, ati "kame, kame", cheptilda haki we ni nuts, hahaha...... looks like u really enjoyed listening to these screams...as per your always having to pass near there
n as for me having ideas despite being a V, i come from very close to Uganda, some classes in that region are mandatory, hehehe.... n a little bit of some reads and some watchs but am intending to get practical soon, maybe i should try altoo or keno..... with any of those two as teachers, first lessons only n i will be a pro  _________________ Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there
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kensoy Lecturer


Joined: 22 Oct 2007 Posts: 74 Location: Eldoret Country: kenya
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Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:04 am Post subject: |
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What tha heck!!!!kumbe this is what av been missing, the Post Election Violence has really changed biikabkutit forums...the last time politics was the hot topic, now 'heat' is the topic....hehehe....go on, i wont miss a single posting!!!
Just one question though...for Cheptabkoret, the Senior Resident Virgin.... where exactly is the end-point??like in chemistry, therez always a colour change, in men its the eventual ejaculation....so for chicks???body rattling, toes curled, screams of 'kame kame', overflowing like Kindaruma dam(read soaking wetness), scratching of backs...which is it exactly????.....just for standardization purposes! _________________ In as much as the early bird catches the worm, so is the earliest worm likely to be caught by a bird!!!Moral:....KUTANGULIA SI KUFIKA!
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cheptabkoret Chancellor


Joined: 17 May 2007 Posts: 816 Location: Nairobi Country: kenya
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Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 10:41 am Post subject: |
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kensoy ati me senior resident virgin....lol.....
end point depends too with individuals, there are those tigeress and cat family members, where their arcyclic nails will dig deep into your back....ouch! most married men will have to explain this later on to their wifey's...but what the heck the satisfaction justifies the pain.....
there are the jagular killers.....bites the neck or lips(praying mantis ako na company)........there are the waterfalls, can burst the dams...n a man will be like "kio tiny kwochikei bek".......there are the hysterical type.....remember the epileptical symptoms in school girls way back....these ones be prepared u might start running half naked..ati (woi kame lakwet up bich).....there are the cheptilda version humorous ones of kame! kame! these ones enjoy.....
na hiyo yote ni hear say tu.... _________________ Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there
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wkirui Undergraduate


Joined: 05 Aug 2007 Posts: 17 Location: Nairobi Country: NULL
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Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 11:17 am Post subject: |
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| I bet, cheptabkoret, u must be aguru in this. Please tell us more
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cheptabkoret Chancellor


Joined: 17 May 2007 Posts: 816 Location: Nairobi Country: kenya
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Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 9:51 am Post subject: |
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no no no me no guru at all......
good thing is that am a V, so i base all my facts on hearsay n some reads once in a while....with three malts down n wine for my gfs...most girls will scream tales...so i pick my storos from there...n i have a passion for stories especiually stories that tend in that direction am always all ears i tell u.... _________________ Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there
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kensoy Lecturer


Joined: 22 Oct 2007 Posts: 74 Location: Eldoret Country: kenya
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 3:12 am Post subject: |
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Cheptabkoret, ru really a V????wacha uwongo...wewe ni expert! N these buddies of urs....can i meet them?hohoho!  _________________ In as much as the early bird catches the worm, so is the earliest worm likely to be caught by a bird!!!Moral:....KUTANGULIA SI KUFIKA!
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cheptabkoret Chancellor


Joined: 17 May 2007 Posts: 816 Location: Nairobi Country: kenya
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 6:10 am Post subject: |
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| kensoy wrote: | Cheptabkoret, ru really a V????wacha uwongo...wewe ni expert! N these buddies of urs....can i meet them?hohoho!  |
of course i am hehehehe. u can meet my buddies but u have to perform good, otherwise i wouldnt want ua otherwise good name being tarnish that u cannot perform and conform to set standards  _________________ Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there
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Werit ab Sonoiya DEAN


Joined: 26 Dec 2006 Posts: 138 Location: North Carolina Country: NULL
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Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 1:47 pm Post subject: |
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I think I have an idea as to why Kipsigis women have multiple orgasms. I believe that if the above statement were true, the main reason would be because they do not masturbate. So as a result, the pleasure sensors are still intact and very sensitive. So when they get a good monyiset to work on them, it drives them crazy. The pleasure keeps going and going. I have heard stories where some have gone into a temporary state of unconsciousness to the point where the guy had to get some cold water. It's just an observation. _________________
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kensoy Lecturer


Joined: 22 Oct 2007 Posts: 74 Location: Eldoret Country: kenya
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Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 8:08 am Post subject: |
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Maybe Werit ab Sonoiya is right...the answer could be so simple! I have a feeling that that story of cold water...well, it was u! _________________ In as much as the early bird catches the worm, so is the earliest worm likely to be caught by a bird!!!Moral:....KUTANGULIA SI KUFIKA!
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jcs Visiting Assoc Professor


Joined: 01 Oct 2007 Posts: 183 Location: Nairobi Country: kenya
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Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 3:05 am Post subject: |
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| Werit ab Sonoiya wrote: | | I have heard stories where some have gone into a temporary state of unconsciousness to the point where the guy had to get some cold water. It's just an observation. |
WS., you are either hearing stories, basing ur facts on some research, i cant help but agree wit kensoy. so whn are we hearing of the real story featuring eeeehhh you?
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jcs Visiting Assoc Professor


Joined: 01 Oct 2007 Posts: 183 Location: Nairobi Country: kenya
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Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 3:39 am Post subject: Re: Why do Kipsigis women tend to enjoy multiple orgasms? |
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| Toto wrote: | The opposite is true with my current Nandi babe from Lessos. She has never had one as far as both of us are concerned no matter what game I put on. .  |
you might use the services of a professional because it looks like either one of you has some problem. Toto, you may wonna throw this to the health corner for maximamum tuckling.
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cheptabkoret Chancellor


Joined: 17 May 2007 Posts: 816 Location: Nairobi Country: kenya
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Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 7:10 am Post subject: Re: Why do Kipsigis women tend to enjoy multiple orgasms? |
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| jcs wrote: | | Toto wrote: | The opposite is true with my current Nandi babe from Lessos. She has never had one as far as both of us are concerned no matter what game I put on. .  |
you might use the services of a professional because it looks like either one of you has some problem. Toto, you may wonna throw this to the health corner for maximamum tuckling. |
i had never seen that one from toto before......i agree with jcs...get to know why? circumcision? child hood trauma or what?...or it could toto himself not perfoming. _________________ Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there
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jcs Visiting Assoc Professor


Joined: 01 Oct 2007 Posts: 183 Location: Nairobi Country: kenya
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Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 6:48 am Post subject: |
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toto, if you keep up this sampling sistas out you might just end up having your down there (and everything there) itching like crazy or worse.
word of advice-you might want to keep kazi bure close just incase......
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