religious satire!!!

[altoo]

Last night, I had a dream that I had slid the slippery bonds of earth & glided to heaven to touch thye face of God. Now, I had some real swalis for the almighty & here's our our conversation went,

Me: God, thanks for me being here Sir
God: No Son, thanks to you for showing up in my eternal kingdom
Me: Now, God I juts have one question for you, if you don't mind
God: Of course not Son, go ahead, what's your querry?
Me: God, u know, we recently had a German Pope, b4 that we had a polish Pope, & b4 that we had many many Italian Popes. My question to you Sir, is, R we gonna have a BLACK pope any time soon Sir?
God: Yes, Son, we sure will, BUT not when I am GOD!!!
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[Memo]

It'd b a miracle if it were to happen@@having a black Pope......&obviously.....no miracles ever happen.Plus who would want to be POPE anyway?hehehe

[Memo]

The Pope Visits New York
The Pope goes to New York.
He is picked up at the airport by a limousine.
He looks at the beautiful car and says to the driver, "You know, I hardly ever get to drive. Would you please let me?"
The driver is understandably hesistant and says, "I'm sorry, but I don't think I'm supposed to do that."
But the Pope persists, "Please?" The driver finally lets up. "Oh, all right, I can't really say no to the Pope."
So the Pope takes the wheel, and boy, is he a speed demon! He hits the gas and goes around 100 mph in a 45 zone. A policeman notices and pulls him over.
The cop walks up and asks the Pope to roll down the window.
Startled and surprised, the young officer asks the Pope to wait a minute.
He goes back to his patrol car and radios the chief.
Cop: Chief, I have a problem.
Chief: What sort of problem?
Cop: Well, you see, I pulled over this guy for driving way over the speed limit but it's someone really important.
Chief: Important like the mayor?
Cop: No, no, much more important than that.
Chief: Important like the governor?
Cop: Wayyyyyy more important than that.
Chief: Like the president?
Cop: More.
Chief: Who's more important than the president?
Cop: I don't know, but he's got the Pope DRIVING for him!

[Memo]

since this week has been about jokes..........hehehhe
A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him.

The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you."

The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you."

The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first," he says.

The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about having sex with the nun.

After the hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the hippie! "

The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!"

[Cheptilda]

Memo,what did this Busdriver do with his thing to stop it from dangling during the act?I mean the hippie should have felt it somehow.

Lol though!
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