kalenjin pickup lines

[preciousA]

what have u used/can't wait to use or been tried on you? i want to hear.. zingine ni tamu while others are just ....like funny.

[keno]

You Wanna Know Wat We Say In Da Club (Ay Bay Bay)
Whites Folks Gangsta in the club (Ay Bay Bay)
Stuntin With A Stack Of Them Dubs (Ay Bay Bay)
Ridin' In A Lac Wit A Mug (Ay Bay Bay)
And When I See A Bad Chik Im Hollerin Out(Ay Bay Bay)
I Hope Yall Ain't Wit Ya Boyfriendz
Cause I Don't Care Wat Dey Say
And I Don't Care Wat He Say Or She Say
She Trying To See Where Imma Be.
You Gonna Let Me Get Up In
Your Mouth Well Dats Where Imma Be (Ay Bay Bay)

[Chemosi]

[cheptabkoret]

we keno, hiyo ni pickup line ya wapi?????
precA, good one this one...
some are actually outright outrageous....like i told you before, one once pull this line(yaani kesasan is, imae arir, arir i???), i bursted into laughter like i had never laughed before, the dude has never talked to me to date
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Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there

[preciousA]

[Cheptilda]

I remember once visiting Lessos (Olessos) with my siz then there were these two guys behind us.One of them went like,"Ngetwa tibichu o" and his friend answered,"Ara ngagogas!"
Or some of them begin with"Ngu kigetuitosi inye?"Then u are like"Acha mabwati"Then he answers,"Ara ngangenin ane"Then u just think,stalker?
When I think back I find some of those lines really sweet and the way the jamaaz were really shy at it!
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Thy Word is a lamp unto my feet and a light unto my way.

[Chemosi]

[siele]

With all the cell phones in the village right now I bet its even easier for them to hook up than before. Them days men would wait to ambush you on the way home or just hide behind the fence and when you go out at night you see shadows running away like witches and you wonder, has this idiot been hiding for five hours in the dark?. I'm sure people like nyiganet, Keno and surambaya can testify on that.

[cheptabkoret]

most of them who have cellphones are bila credit, so they flash(beep), and when you call back they answer, you ati nilikuwa nataka kukusalimia tu and that is your airtime u are using
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Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there

[SuraMbaya]

[Tiondob Osnet]

Hey anyone heard of this?

"Ara iwendi kanisa Chumombili?" Mii tuiyet nebo barnotik saa tisa. Siketuyen iss? Amotingalan eee...."

I know of a church, let me spare the denomination, where the youth meet after the main mass to hook up. Let's do it in the name of Kiptyat!

And you thought Kales are behind!
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- definition of "happiness"
"The full use of your powers along lines of excellence."

[preciousA]

[Chemosi]

[keno]

[cheptabkoret]

[Cheptilda]

Since my parents were very strict (talk of teachers) my siz n I would always say "Mi choir rani saa nane kanisa!" It worked for some time till one of the neighbours informed my mom that she saw us somewhere else with the sons of ......
Those women from the neighbourhood were so mean!But am happy to meet them everytime i go home.They hug u with respect and are like "Meutye inyo iee chaik eng' olionyo!"Like they weren't the chepsitaki them days!
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Thy Word is a lamp unto my feet and a light unto my way.

[Werit ab Sonoiya]

[cheptabkoret]

[Werit ab Sonoiya]

[altoo]

i heard about this one from an old friend of mine named Mesonga.......'keerro, yatwon kot, aibu sugaruk"......just wondering if it qualifies as a pickup line
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a CITIZEN without POLITICAL KNOWLEDGE is a VIRTUAL CRIMINAL....when the POWER of LOVE overcomes the LOVE of POWER, the WORLD will know PEACE....I would rather be HATED for WHO I am than LOVED for WHAT I am not....LIVE FREE or DIE HARD!!!