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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 6:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Edwin wrote:
Not all church-goers are true Christians. !

There is alot of fear and judgment in churches though,thats why some of em church goers r so unfriendly!
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 2:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
a kale guy was telling me that he use to beg for it n the lady willn't yield...so he will resort to..." haiya kaikai kono is kityo amwerere" n verdict will be passed.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 3:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
At first we met but I never said anything since I thought she was chepkokoyot and didn't have anything to do with kamama, then the second time she was with her friend and they were conversing in kipsigis, so I decided to make a move. Then the day came, I timed her at the same point she used to pass, and I just started by "ochamegei tibiikab gaa?" and it was a hit since we were in Mombasa.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 2:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
MATECHGO wrote:
"ochamegei tibiikab gaa?" .


I sure would have gone home with you if i heard this on the streets of Cologne!
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 2:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
I can report that she is actually the mother of my kids.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 7:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
MATECHGO wrote:
I can report that she is actually the mother of my kids.


haiya! it worked? Laughing i guess i was wrong.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 11:24 am    Post subject: kwani chics don't have pickup lines? Reply with quote
how come sijasikia a line a chic has used on a guy? If any- ama for us we just flash smiles and other features and its a deal?
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 4:50 am    Post subject: Re: kwani chics don't have pickup lines? Reply with quote
preciousA wrote:
how come sijasikia a line a chic has used on a guy? If any- ama for us we just flash smiles and other features and its a deal?


I have one actually, from an older lady in the village back in the day. She had just came to visit the folks, and of course we had to walk her home, since dusk was approaching....well you know the deal. To my surprise, half way up the hill she asked me " Ara ingen i sut sotet?" I was confused at first, and I played it off like " Bo chepyoskok sutet ab sotonik" Then to my surprise she was like " Acha aginye, sute sotonik chitugul, okot inye konyolun ne bo iman." I was laughing hysterically at the comment when she hit me in the face with "Nyon korun si aborun". Well the next day I .......did anyone say curiosity killed the cat? I must admit after that I looked at sotet in a very different way.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 8:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Lol Orgoiyot! Ara kita isut sotetnyi? You got me laughing there negit ame!I would be curious to know if u know the lady upto date and whether u still mention this incident when u meet.
Yeah,curiosity killed the cat,but a friend of mine told me that satisfaction brought it back to life!
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 12:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ara makisute sotet. Yeah we talk every once in a while. She is still around. Whatever happened back in the day happened.....although sometimes I wish I could go back to my yester years. Very Happy You're right about the cat!
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 10:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
that one on sotet is original....lol.....n i was like maybe there r no words for chics in kale.......am going to try that one on someone someday Wink
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PostPosted: Tue May 13, 2008 4:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
''amache aket tugaa anyon arat en koret non ngwong' angen ale chang che kiko presenden papainik lakini amache ainvesten en olon ngwong...''
tk me a moment to decipher th first bit
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PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2008 8:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
keno wrote:
You Wanna Know Wat We Say In Da Club (Ay Bay Bay)
Whites Folks Gangsta in the club (Ay Bay Bay)
Stuntin With A Stack Of Them Dubs (Ay Bay Bay)
Ridin' In A Lac Wit A Mug (Ay Bay Bay)
And When I See A Bad Chik Im Hollerin Out(Ay Bay Bay)
I Hope Yall Ain't Wit Ya Boyfriendz
Cause I Don't Care Wat Dey Say
And I Don't Care Wat He Say Or She Say
She Trying To See Where Imma Be.
You Gonna Let Me Get Up In
Your Mouth Well Dats Where Imma Be (Ay Bay Bay)


don't tell me you are one of those jamaas who drop a lyrics of some song on chics in the name of a pickupline. Laughing bro, that's a very dangerous one- tread carefully......gd luck


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PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2008 2:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
jcs wrote:
''amache aket tugaa anyon arat en koret non ngwong' angen ale chang che kiko presenden papainik lakini amache ainvesten en olon ngwong...''
tk me a moment to decipher th first bit


Laughing kale women and being promised marriage, seems to work- alot! hehe
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PostPosted: Thu May 22, 2008 4:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
preciousA wrote:

Laughing kale women and being promised marriage, seems to work- alot! hehe


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