HELP!

[Tiondob Osnet]

I just found myself between a rock and a hard place today when I tried to decide what I should do with this woman I call wife. The milkman had gone missing so I went to milk the cows in the afternoon. Cursing and Fussing, I was reluctant to do it but aisuru, I went anyway. My wife was in kabingui getting some veggies for supper when I left. I took the silver milk gallon since the old cheraganet was almost out of milk. Like we say “koluk teta”. So as I scramble to get the little milk left from the cow, I thought to myself how lucky I was to still own this cow. After all I had given all the ggod ones away as dowry for this chepyoset of mine. So I finished the job and headed home. I arrived at the homestead to find the door to out only chiget locked. I wondered where this lady was....so I called her name " Sabina? Sabina? Imiono?" No answer. I decided to put the milk down and go to the "keringet" for number one. No sooner had I shaked the last drop off than I saw the milkman running across the compound hoped in the sigenge and took off. I wondered what was going on. So I got out and my wife was half naked, fixing her top. I did not think twice i grabbed my sharpest kiptalat and chased the milkman didn't find him. Now with this panget in my hand Lord help me I don’t want to go home because I don’t know if I will be responsible for what happens next... That is why i took a matatu to Kericho to speak here and get your opinion.
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[SuraMbaya]

very funny mzee. sasa uta do?????
IMO,take it easy dude. not worth taking matters in your own hands. it's just sex dude. ngada kiyam the the milkman your pussiat komatar. that pussiat is still there for you dude now, go back home and sut sotet ab chepyosengung sawasawa
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[jcs]

i wonder what that chepyoset of yours has between her ears.puch kapisa
First of all her tactics are so obvious(hw in th world do you lock th kitchen door whn she we was well aware that's where the milk and her husband would end up after teri)
Secondly, what business did she have sampling out a mere milkman (nt unless tiendo you are bad news in that department) when she's got a kale man who milks even when he is well aware he has hired a milk man. If it were one from my village the wife would be the one milking.
But then again tiendo how do you go chasing after the milkman when you should have started with chopping your kwondo's into pieces first.
that is one hilarious serious true life story.

Pastor edwin - advice please
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[jcs]

@ sura:i dont know why a m not suprised by that comment coming from you

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[jcs]

Tiondo, my advice? - Kirgit muitaet
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[boiyot]

wow this is just a white joke, anyway it's so demorolizing
but better not to have known, though unasaidiwa.
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[SuraMbaya]

mzee TIONDO, did you quit fooling around Kericho town and went back to bang your Chepyoset yet? may be if your banging was as regular and as up to bar she wouldn't solicit the milkman in the 1st place, something 4U to think about uh???
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[Tiondob Osnet]

I came back to update you on the outcome of this chepyoset. I went home, consulted with the wazee of the village. What they decided was that this chepyoset needed purnishment and discipline. So they gave me a makaita yaani whip. They said bir chepyoset tai ini riony ko lobotu en chiget. So i took the makaita, but I am still pondering on what to do since she has now ran away to her parents home. Ngwany asor ak abironu tai koit gaa? I have two options, let her go or get her back and instill some harsh discipline. Please help me my brothers and sisters.
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"The full use of your powers along lines of excellence."

[xugal]

Dude u got some seriuos problems here kwani yo shaft haifanyi a good job anan iwendi kuku style

Gotta consult chepyoset but kot ko ma remorseful ko disappearen but kosa si kosa kurudia kosa ndilo kosa
muiten wei ara kilenen nee

[jcs]

tiondo its consoling to read that you still got your roots intact in as far as resolving issues are concerned(the wazee thingi and all). you got my two stars for that.
secondly, thnk gdness u didnt stay longer in kco town, because it ceased being a virgin town and God knows what you'd have resorted to as means of getting back <dnt>.
Anyhu, nw that you ve taken a step in the right direction, getting that chepyoset of urs back in ur hood wouldnt be a problem, now would it???
all the best bro you'll need it

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[cheptabkoret]

castrate the milkman.....and then wait a min....u could end up castrating the entire village. kwani....u've not been working hard on the job? beating will not help...since she will still do it another time if she wants....try counselling....or look 4 another wife. Paka once it becomes paka mwitu will never easily be tamed....especially in this era
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[jcs]

@ WAS....
poor chepyos.. nw look wht her stupidity (read uncalculated tactics)has reduced her to.
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[jcs]

WAS, a m torn between whether you, (just as tiondo) was struck by the same catastrophe or you are masquerading as WAS and tiondo at the same time - please shed some light.
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