friends, & what we do 4 them!!!

[altoo]

Folks, check this out,...this past weekend I was lucky & honored to have an old fack friend of mine come over for some good "sato night special"...,if you know what I mean...n'way, everything went great till an old college friend of mine placed a call to me at an ungodly hour....here's what happened,
It was sato night, actually sunday morning, 3.45am to be exact,...we done thru all the foreplays, my fack friend's face is now down on the carpet, her tits hanging out & her ass up in the air...naturally, I am hitting it HARD from the back when all of a sudden, my phone rings...I obviously ignore it in lieu of the important job at hand... but my phone rings over 7 over & again & again, till I get to thinking it may be my momma from Kericho checking in on me so I decide to do what a good son would do answer it...
Me: Hallo, Hallo,
Caller: Hallo, hey men wuzz up?
Me: who's this?
Caller: it's me men, it's Travis from San Diego, wuzz up bro?
Me: uh, hey Travis, what's up?,
Caller: nothing men, I am great, how the f**k are you?
Me: hey bro, I am kinda busy right now, what time is it?
Caller: it's a quarter till 1am, did I catch you at a bad time?
Me: that's a quarter till 4 here bro, yeah you called at a bad time bro
Caller: what are you doing? are you asleep? did i wake your ass up?
Me: not really, I am kinda busy though, i am busy making luv
Caller: damn men, I am sorry, can you talk?
Me: Of course not, wtf?, how can I? I am making luv as we speak
Caller: who's the lucky sister?
Me: I gotta go men, call me tomorrow, nice talking to ya
Caller: who's she men?, u can tell me
Me: you wouldn't know her men, just this girl I met at at a party
Caller: is she black or white?
Me: she's white, why you ask men?
Caller: common men, how could you?, couldn't you find a sister?
Me: call me me tomorrow men...I gotta go
Caller: Okay men, stay black a'ight?
Me: I sure will, I ain"t got no choice
Me: what an as*shole, doesn't he know what time it is?
my FF:, what the f**K?, how could you do that?
Me: do what?,
my FF: answer the phone while banging me? what's more important?
Me: look, I am sorry, I didn't know who was calling, i thought it was important, I thought it was someone from home, 7 hrs ahead of us
my FF: U know what?, I am done here, I am going home, you can go f**k your friend
Me: Natalie, please understand, i didn't mean to do that
my FF: yeah right, I am outta here, where are my car keys
Me: damn
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a CITIZEN without POLITICAL KNOWLEDGE is a VIRTUAL CRIMINAL....when the POWER of LOVE overcomes the LOVE of POWER, the WORLD will know PEACE....I would rather be HATED for WHO I am than LOVED for WHAT I am not....LIVE FREE or DIE HARD!!!

[cheptabkoret]

nxt time put ua priorities right.....somethings are more important than a phone call..... switch off the damn thing when in full swing alright!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there

[Kimotwek]

lol...everybody has friends like that....lol...I bet after she left you jerked off the whole night
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Africa begins at the end of the road...PLO

[altoo]

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[Tarz]

Altoo,This kind of crap can happen to everyone as in phone ringin when you have a job at hand ,but belive me the responses would be diverse,this actually shows much of your character and how you set your priorities in life.If you give such a story to a panel interviewing you for a prime job,men you could have lost ua chance coz it means you dont set your priorities right,deal with situations at hand first and leave other occurences that you might have nothin to do about..pole lakini mzee "a man will live to fight another day"

[preciousA]

women are too considerate sometimes... she should have left like she was supposed to..... tsk now he will neva learn. The next time he'll call her by somebody elses name... and then talk her to keep going.. lol.
Women!

[Kimotwek]

you know what Altoo...Thank God once you hit a lady she gets more hooked up than you will ever be....she will always complain when u do something stupid...lilke you did...but they won't leave. honestly, i think they love it more than we do. I had this lady last night too and I mentioned something about her hitting the gym. She got mad and swore she would not give it up to me. but guess what...i played nice and sweet talked her and in a few minutes she was saying nothin but good things about me while I fed her in the right places
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Africa begins at the end of the road...PLO

[Cheptilda]

@ Altoo,was i in her shoes,i would have blown it for u n,just before u come (As your moaning gets louder),I hit the road......but then again,looks like this sister knows what she would miss if she hadn't swallowed her pride!
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Thy Word is a lamp unto my feet and a light unto my way.

[cheptabkoret]

@ cheptilda

gud one that one....i sure would have gotten my car keys in a flash n left like lightning....nxt time around the guy would have left his phone switch off at the top most drawers in the kitchen as we hit the bedroom...... but as usual altoo with his charm took the day...kwesta!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there

[Nyiganet]

that's one hell of a good story told the way it ought to be, only you could do it that way,..i.e, tell it right bwana Altoo. tafadhali, tell us more bwana Altoo.
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Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him POWER
Mautyen moset katwalet! Osaach kosachi gaa

[MATECHGO]

One thing about ladies for sure is that they are very sympathetic, I am sure if roles were reversed for this case, Altoo could have hit the roof and taken off without regard to the offending lady. Otherwise we should set our priorities right.
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Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.

[altoo]

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[altoo]

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[Pot_kiptoo]

me thinks its coz she was white....
we would hav left so fast ....or blown...ahem...the conversation away
Thats best thing bout casual sex,u dont hav to take crap..

[SuraMbaya]

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[altoo]