Ex-es & lingering "affections"

[altoo]

Folks, check this out,
It was sato afternoon, around 5pm...I am chilling at my place, minding my own business while relaxing on the couch sipping my favorite adult beverage (jello & vodka mix)...n'way, I am watching the first of the NCAA final four games, Memphis/UCLA awaiting anxiously for the next game, Carolina against Kansas to start soon after....out of the blue my phone rings, didn't want to answer..decided against my thought & picked it up it,
ME: Hallo
Caller: Hey, how are you?
ME: I am fine....who's this?
Caller: it's Liz, remember me?
ME: uhh Liz...you mean Liz as in Liz Wa****?
Caller: yes
Me: wait a damn minute, is this some kinda joke? is this Liz 4 real?
Caller: Yes, it's me, don't you recognize my voice?
Me: I sure do, I am just kinda surprised I guess, haven't heard from you in years,...how the heck are , what's happenning? where are you?
Liz: I am great...actually I am in town, was here for a seminar
Me: you kidding right?, you mean you in town, as in my town?
Liz: yeah, I been here 4 a couple days & decided to call & surprise you
Me: damn, well, that's a pleasant surprise..how are you? did i ask that already?...I guess i did...just didn't expect to hear from you after all this time...how's everything?, how come you totally about me?
Liz: everything is fine, I was wondering if you wanna meet up, u busy?
Me: as a matter of fact I am.. I am watching the NCAA basketball games
Liz: oops, that's right , I forgot you were a basketball junkie, u still is
Me: why don't you come over to my place, I would love to see ya
Liz: Okay, I will, still the same place right? I will see you soon
Me: yeah yeah, same place come on over...can't wait to see you

after about an hour, a knock on the door...I am real nervous
Me: come on in...look at you, can't believe this, how are you, you look good, let me give you a hug...what a nice surprise...you look good girl
Liz: you look great yourself, haven't seen you in what, 3 years?
Me: damn right, I thought you forgot about me after you ran off on me
Liz: of course not, how could I...I still think about you quite a bit...I didn't ran off on you, you didn't wanna make a commitment, remember?
Me: not exactly, I wanted more time but you chose to ran off on me....so, how's your man, what was his name?...u guys still together?
Liz: yeah, we got married a while back...things aren't working out though
Me: get outta here, no you didn't...i thought you weren't the marrying type...you really got married?, how come i didn't get an invite?
Liz: let's not talk about him...let's talk about you...how have you been?, you still look good, I see you still work out...you never called me
Me: I would if i could , i tried to call but I thought i should respect him
Liz: He's not worth the respect believe me...he's a jerk...I want you!!
Me: wtf? did you just say you want me?, as in want me want me???
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[preciousA]

hahaha altoo u are too hyper... na hii charm the chics are so quick to run to his place, hehe. mm hmm- then wat happened?

[altoo]

[cheptabkoret]

lmao....ati u could have forgotten after only two weeks? i know with women she must have asked with who n whether she was good n better than u use to get from her....did u get the dip????
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[altoo]

[cheptabkoret]

wee altoo..eat very fast and get the action rolling!!!!!!!!!! or as a matter of fact u can start from the kitchen.........answer the question, any dip?????????????????????
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Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there

[altoo]

[cheptabkoret]

i should admit u are a master of suspense.........what next...........i will keep in mind the place she comes from but a dip is a dip yeah!!!!!!!!!did u get any??????????? n thanks for the word dip, i discovered it is computer friendly unlike most phrases i know....
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[altoo]

[Cheptilda]

Altoo.....lol! Either you are a big personalisation of fantasy,or you are real charming and to make matters "worse",guarantee a good f!ck! For a moment, i was carried away....Have u written a book? Am sure it would be a good read!
Gals in the states must really be lucky,coz here a black d!ck is such a rare commodity,and u can imagine the rest.
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[altoo]

[jcs]

altoo, whoever publishes ur bks ensure th copies come thro to our kenyan bros, a m sure they wouldnt mind entertainin themselves as they grasp a lesson or two tht if they hvnt(frm th bits & pieces on biikabkutit)
(ouch am i steppin on sme toes?)

[altoo]

[preciousA]

i just wonder if it got hard- coz i notice (first post) he was talking jello shots.... those things get one so drunk.... was told guyz can't keep it up long in that state, but i guess we shall see.

[altoo]

[gkm1]

Hey Altoo...who is your publisher and can you guide me through the process of publishing a book? Also, I am still waiting on your reply on Carol.

Thanx, GKM

[Kimotwek]

Altoo...I hope you gave her a good f!ck because I have afeeling that that is what she was missing from pete. Was she she Kenyan you say? If she was and was married to these peoples from here, she ought to have known better. You can't substitute a mandingo with aything!
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[cheptabkoret]

u can bet on that kimotwek.....with altoo, am sure the lady was not disappointed and got her full share hehehe!!!!!!!!!!!! sometimes i think altoo carries WMD
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[Kimotwek]

whats WMD? Tell them Altoo...I always say "makibwan America tangoita" We didn't come to the states kucheka na hawa.
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[preciousA]