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altoo
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 Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 11:55 am Post subject: barely legal seduction!!! |
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Folks, check this out....I am at Borders bookstore the other Friday evening browsing on the latest magazines, books & so forth when out of the corner of my eye, I notice a young lovely lady checking me out but everrtime I try to make eye contact, she would turn away....I am thinking to myself, as a true kalenjin warrior and better yet, as a self-respecting kabarangwean, I was staring at a chance to get get laid so I walk up to her and introduced myself & here's what transpired as we had a chat,
Me: excuse me, how are you?..you know what, I notice you stealing glances of me and I thought I should make the first move to know you
her: what? so you noticed uh...i am sorry
Me: don't be...nothing to be sorry about, do i know you somewhere?
her: well, I thought you look really familiar
Me: is that right?, you don't look familiar to me at going by your pretty looks but then again, I may be wrong
her: well, may be you are right...may be I confused you from someone I once knew...i am sorry
Me: no no, don't be sorry...you know what , on second I may have seen you somewhere before...you from around here?
her: yes, I am ....did you go to west montgomery High? I was one of the cheer leaders back then....were you in the basketbal team? may be that's where I saw you about three years ago
Me: ummmhhh...not exactly but a friend of mine did...let's see., what was his name?,...let me think.....uummmmhhhh....
her: you talking about Tyrone?
me: yes yes yes, that's the guy...Tyrone, he played point gue=ard didn't he?
her: yes, I thought you really look like him...i am sorry
Me: don't be...i know the guy...as a matter of fact, I also played ball back in high school
her: which High School did you go to?
me:ummmhhhh....I went to NorthWest Montgomery
her: I see....it seems like a while doesn't it?
Me: I know it is....how old are you? you look real young
her: I just turned 21, how about you?
Me: oh, I am an old men...a whole lot older you for sure
her: really, you don't look that old
Me: yes I am, don't let this babyface fool you...I am an ancient guy
her: what is ancient?,...let me guess, 23?
Me: not quite...older than that
her: 30?
Me: do you consider 30 ancient?
her: yeah, 30 is kinda old don't think?
Me: how old is your boyfriend?
her: he's 25
Me: guess what I am 25 too...what a coincedence uh
her: yeah, that right
Me: so, uhhhh, why are you by yourself?, where is he?
her: I don't know where he's...we aren't really serious, we just go on dates occasionally
Me: I see, so would you consider yourself available?
her:  .....available?, as in available for what?
Me: you know what i am talking about...I mean available courting from guys who are desperately un-attached,...guys not unlike myself
her: ....you funny uh...i see you got jokes
Me: no, it's not a joke...i am desperately un-attached right now
her: you kidding me, a guy like you not have a girlfriend?
me: I had one but things didn't work out...you know how that goes
her: what happened? 
me: it's a long long story but you know what, enough about me let's talk about you
her: what about me?
me: I mean, you very attractive fine young lady...what kinda guys do you find attractive?
her: well, it depends...i like tall guys who are are sensitive
me: sensitive to what?
her: just sensitive to a girl's needs...that kinda person would be right for me
me: is that right?...so, how do you know if a guy is sensitive to you on first sight?
her: well, i will give you an example....you walking right to me 7 starting this conversation is pretty senstive...it shows a lot about your character
me: I see...so, does that mean you going home with me this evening?
her: ....you funny
me: I am serious about that!
her: well, I would do that under the right circumstances
Me: so, would would be the right circumstances?
her: oh, uhhhh.....like if you asked me to
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Pot_kiptoo
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LOL
good gal
that my friend is our description of foreplay..
in the village it was choraing the grass and refusing to remove our clothes
advise tho, pls dont EVER tell a chick that u saw her checking u out 
that sorta kils the whole game
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seems the old 'have-i-seen-you-somewhre?' pick-up line still works upto date. did it altoo, you tell us. oh how lame. :roll:x2
altoo did you forgt this 'that sensitive man is standing right infront of you' kinda of line.  seems it always works magic, or is it just in movies?? whatvr.
i wouldnt mind the story of what went down, now that altoo you've perfected the art of narratives.
Ehe...................................
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how long is someone suppose to be chased before unleashing goods???? one day seems too short
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. sounds like the master at work. bwana Altoo, tafadhali, cut through the BS n get to the point sir, did you hit? 
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altoo
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| Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 1:27 pm Post subject: |
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| Nyiganet wrote: | | . sounds like the master at work. bwana Altoo, tafadhali, cut through the BS n get to the point sir, did you hit? |
lol ....bwana Nyiganet, I will spare you the details then,.u lazy bastard, can't you find time to read?..even so, let me just say this...I put my best moves on the lovely young lady that evening, kicked it to the as seductive as I could be possibly get & needless to say, the next thing we knew, we both for ourselves in MY BED, doing what a woman & a woman do..so yes, to get to the point, I HIT & I HIT IT HARD!! SHE LOVED IT....are you happy now?
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altoo
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| Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 1:30 pm Post subject: |
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| Nyiganet wrote: | | . sounds like the master at work. bwana Altoo, tafadhali, cut through the BS n get to the point sir, did you hit? |
lol ....bwana Nyiganet, I will spare you the details then,.u lazy bastard, can't you find time to read?..even so, let me just say this...I put my best moves on the lovely young lady that evening, kicked it to HER as seductive as I could possibly get & needless to say, the next thing we knew, we both found ourselves in MY BED, doing what a MAN & a WOMAN do..so yes, to get to the point, I HIT & I HIT IT HARD!! SHE LOVED IT....are you happy now?
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cheptabkoret
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| Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 2:42 am Post subject: |
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that fast...that soon..... whatever happened to women chilling out a little bit longer to enjoy the thrill of the chase........
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altoo
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| Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 1:11 pm Post subject: |
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| cheptabkoret wrote: | ,
that fast...that soon..... whatever happened to women chilling out a little bit longer to enjoy the thrill of the chase........ |
Cheptabkoret?, ati women chilling out a little longer?, NOT with me they DON'T....to put it simply, I have been known to sweep women off their feet & onto MY BED both literally & figureratively
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altoo
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| Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 1:15 pm Post subject: |
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| cheptabkoret wrote: | | how long is someone suppose to be chased before unleashing goods???? one day seems too short |
cheptabkoret?, ATI ONE DAY IS TOO SHORT?, not with me it isn't...as a matter of fact, 1 day seems too long for me in lieu of the adrenaline rush of the thrill of getting some new puccy 
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altoo
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| jcs wrote: | seems the old 'have-i-seen-you-somewhre?' pick-up line still works upto date. did it altoo, you tell us. oh how lame. :roll:x2
altoo did you forgt this 'that sensitive man is standing right infront of you' kinda of line. seems it always works magic, or is it just in movies?? whatvr.
i wouldnt mind the story of what went down, now that altoo you've perfected the art of narratives.
Ehe................................... |
lol...jcs, she said she was looking for the right guy & i told her her search for that gentleman was over coz she she was staring and/or looking at that man at that exact moment & she blushed ...it was great
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altoo
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| Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 1:21 pm Post subject: |
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| Pot_kiptoo wrote: |
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good gal
that my friend is our description of foreplay..
in the village it was choraing the grass and refusing to remove our clothes
advise tho, pls dont EVER tell a chick that u saw her checking u out
that sorta kils the whole game |
what?, ati don't tell her I saw her checking me out?....wait a minute, won't that defeat the purpose & the goal of getting laid as soon as possible? 
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| altoo wrote: | | Pot_kiptoo wrote: |
LOL
good gal
that my friend is our description of foreplay..
in the village it was choraing the grass and refusing to remove our clothes
advise tho, pls dont EVER tell a chick that u saw her checking u out
that sorta kils the whole game |
what?, ati don't tell her I saw her checking me out?....wait a minute, won't that defeat the purpose & the goal of getting laid as soon as possible? |
. u hit the nail on the head bwana altoo
tell me about it!
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| altoo wrote: | | Nyiganet wrote: | | . sounds like the master at work. bwana Altoo, tafadhali, cut through the BS n get to the point sir, did you hit? |
lol ....bwana Nyiganet, I will spare you the details then,.u lazy bastard, can't you find time to read?..even so, let me just say this...I put my best moves on the lovely young lady that evening, kicked it to HER as seductive as I could possibly get & needless to say, the next thing we knew, we both found ourselves in MY BED, doing what a MAN & a WOMAN do..so yes, to get to the point, I HIT & I HIT IT HARD!! SHE LOVED IT....are you happy now? |
lol. bwana Altoo, now you getting somewhere . then what happened next?
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altoo
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| Nyiganet wrote: | | altoo wrote: | | Nyiganet wrote: | | . sounds like the master at work. bwana Altoo, tafadhali, cut through the BS n get to the point sir, did you hit? |
lol ....bwana Nyiganet, I will spare you the details then,.u lazy bastard, can't you find time to read?..even so, let me just say this...I put my best moves on the lovely young lady that evening, kicked it to HER as seductive as I could possibly get & needless to say, the next thing we knew, we both found ourselves in MY BED, doing what a MAN & a WOMAN do..so yes, to get to the point, I HIT & I HIT IT HARD!! SHE LOVED IT....are you happy now? |
lol. bwana Altoo, now you getting somewhere . then what happened next? |
what happened next?, i will tell you what happened next....what happened was, we hit it off so damn good, next thing I knew the lovely young lady was getting really attached to me... wanting to "spend" some more time with me, & yes the sex was great. n'way's we went out to the beach for a few days, explored some mountains together then came that 'threaded' time to "meet the family".....here's what followed. ..what follwed next is, her family invited me over for a BBQ one lovely weekend...needless to say, the kalenjin warrior in me went along with the plan thinking everything was gonna be just fine till I found out it wasn't exactly a kumbaya moment...check this out
her: my parents are really thrilled to meet you...i told them all about you and they can't wait to meet you in person
me: is that right?, i am looking forward to meeting them for the 1st time though i gotta tell you i am nervous as hell
her: oh common , don't be nervous...they love you already
me; wtf?, what do you mean they luv me already?, i am yet to meet them yet
her: i mean, just based on what i have told them about you
me: what exactly did you tell them about me Amber?
Amber: well, i told them what a nice guy you are, very smart, very intelligent & eloquent and all that
me: well, well, i dunno Amber, you may have oversold me
Amber: what do you mean?
me: i mean you never say stuff to anyone...let them find that out for themselves....see what I mean?
Amber: it's okay...just relax sweetie...it will be great
me: dunno about that...you are young and so forth...i dunno how they gonna take an older gentleman messing with thier daughter you know what I am saying?
Amber: don't worry about it....just tell them you are 25
me: of course not...i am not gonna lie Amber....i told you that initially coz i thought it would work in my favor...i am not going to lie to your parents girl...hell no 
Amber: okay, you can tell them the truth then...i don't care ...after all it's ultimately my decision.
me: i know it is....i will them the truth but i am not sure how they will re-act coz you are a whole heck of a lot younger than me....15 years younger to be exact
Amber: who cares?, i have always liked older guys anyway...trust me, they will love you...just relax
me: okay, whatever you say...i will take your word for it...
Amber: it's okay sweetie...i know my mom likes you already...you might have to convince my dad though
me: wtf?, what do you mean convince him Amber?
Amber: I mean, i know that he doen't necessarily like balck people...i have heard him make comments b4 but don't worry, i am sure he will like you
me: wtf?, are you telling me your dad is a racist? r u?
Amber:  ...no ...i am just saying he doesn't like some black folks, especially those gangbangers who dress funny....you gonna be fine sweetie...trust me
me: wow wow, ...i am nervous as hell right now....is that you house...? are we here already? damn it...i shouldn't be here.... 
Amber: relax....let me pull off into the driveway...that's my dad right there...see how big he's smiling at us?
me: wtf? oh no...i dunno about this Amber...lord have mercy
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| altoo, then what happened let me take a wild guess, u got your as!s kicked by the racist didn't you?
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altoo
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| Kazi_Bure wrote: | | altoo, then what happened let me take a wild guess, u got your as!s kicked by the racist didn't you? |
okay KaziBure, as much as i find your comment personally offensive, i will tell u what happened nonetheless...noone "kicked my a!ss" as u pu it but here's what followed,
me: Amber, u sure this is gonna be allright?
Amber: relax....everything will be just fine...look at that big smile of his
me: yeah, yeah, i am not sure he has seen me yet..heprobaly thinks i am a regular whiteboy out there..see what I mean?
Amber: okay...look...we are here...just relax & everything will be just right....can u do that for me pliz?
me: k....i am ready......u sure he will be fine with me?
Amber: hey Dad, what's up?...sorry we running a little late
dad: it's ad;okay..your mom & I have been waiting all day long
Amber: dad, meet my "friend"..........................
dad: uhhuummmhhh.....okay, who's your friend sweetie?
Amber: this is my boyfriend....the guy i have been telling you guys about...he's so lovely..we had a great time up north
dad: uhhhhhmmmmh..i see...nice to meet him...well, what's?
Amber: what's what dad?
dad: uhhmmm. we didn't know he was uhhh...u didn't tell us
Amber: tell you what dad?..that he's black? what?
dad: uhhmmmhhh..not exactly coz we just thought he was different
Amber: different?, different as in what way dad? what du u mean?
dad: hang on a sec sweetie..let me get your mom out here
Amber: what?, where's mom at? she at the backyard doing the BBQ?
dad: yeah..she's out there...let's go see her...she cooking
Amber: mom..there u are...we here
Amber: thanks mom...we were looking forward to this...meet my guy...isn't he so cute?..look at him mom!..he's so cute mom....i luv him already...he's so intelligent
Amber: dad doesn't seem to think the same way though
mom: he's out of touch ...we just have to talk to him
Amber; okay, let's talk to him mom...u ready? 
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a CITIZEN without POLITICAL KNOWLEDGE is a VIRTUAL CRIMINAL....when the POWER of LOVE overcomes the LOVE of POWER, the WORLD will know PEACE....I would rather be HATED for WHO I am than LOVED for WHAT I am not....LIVE FREE or DIE HARD!!!
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| altoo, then what happened? topoa bwana
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| Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 9:38 pm Post subject: may be............. |
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| Me thinks altoo is married already to the chic with a kiddo on the way
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