20 TYPES OF FARTERS

[GENDY]

Shy farters

those who let out silent farts.



Clever farters

Those who fart and cough at the same time.



Miserable farters

Those who cannot fart.



Dissappointed farters

Those who's farts do not emit odor.



Dishonest farters

Those who fart and then blame the dog.



Mean farters

Those who fart in bed and shake covers over spouse.

(this is not recommended)



Vain farters

Those who love the smell of their farts



Amiable farters

Those who love the smell of others farts.



Strategic farters

Those who fart and smile at the same time



Acute farters

Those whose fart smells and indicate their recent diet.



Confident farters

Those who let out really loud farts.



Scientific farters

Those who bottle their own farts.



Nervous farters

Those who stop in mid farts.



Honest farters

Those who confess their farts.



Foolish farters

Those who keep their farts inside.



Unfortunate farters

Those who start to fart but poop instead.



Insecure farters

Those who compare their fart quality to others.



Jealous farters

Those who claim the fart of others.



Prompt farters

Those who always have a fart ready.



The farters farter

Those rare farters whose farts clear moving vehicles.



So where do you belong?

I assume admiral is a prompt farter-
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i won't nurse *&^%-all crap about anyone, none is worth my crap gift! suck it up bitch!

[Tarz]

gendy hiyo ni kali..but i wish you could have classified yourself first to grace the occasion for other declarations "yaani curtain raising"